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What job ads really mean !!!!!!!!!!

tholath — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 07:06:00 +0000

“Competitive salary”
We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.

“Join our fast-paced company”
We have no time to train you.

“Casual work atmosphere”
We don’t pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

“Some overtime required”
Some every night and some every weekend.

“Duties will vary”
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

“Must have an eye for detail”
We have no quality assurance.

“Career-minded”
Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

“Apply in person”
If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told that the position has been filled.

“Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience”
You’ll need it to replace the three people who just quit.

“Problem-solving skills a must”
You’re walking into perpetual chaos.

“Requires team leadership skills”
You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

“Good communication skills”
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

“The qualities of leadership”

tholath — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 05:07:20 +0000

Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
3 have been arrested for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are current defendants in lawsuits

In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up?

It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of US in line.

Udhuhilan – thoriq

tholath — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:08:29 +0000

My first attempt in writing a lyrics for a song.. i would say all credits goes to Thoriq for the beautiful music and singing :) way to go bro !

Fari thi mithuru -Thoriq

tholath — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 09:40:42 +0000

Amazing song.. with an excellent lyrics.. way to go guys

Child brides face danger in Nepal – Al Jazeera -

tholath — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 10:57:56 +0000

Rich Little

tholath — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 22:27:38 +0000

Rodney Dangerfield

tholath — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 20:32:24 +0000

GODFREY

tholath — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 20:28:06 +0000

Beating Your Kids -Russell Peters- stand up comedy

tholath — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 20:16:48 +0000

Rap group bids to present positive image of Islam -AL Jazeera-

tholath — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 20:45:03 +0000

A Muslim-American rap group is using music as a tool to paint a better picture of the Muslim faith in the US.